After a long day at the office, Chris came home
one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit
was obviously dead.
Chris panicked!
"If my neighbors find out my
dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.
So he took
the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its
fur.
Chris knew his neighbors kept their back door open during the
summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his
neighbors would think it died of natural causes.
A couple of days later
Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.
"Did you hear that Fluffy
died?" the neighbor asked.
"Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What
happened?" Chris mumbled.
The neighbor replied, "We just found him dead
in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him,
we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put
him back into the cage!"
